THINGS I DONT CARE ABOUT....

Hello everyone, just finished my last periodic test today and I feel like an African freed from slavery……I feel like poopin on the crapper after days of controlin the urge…spending day after day cramming up stuff and breakin my head and of course the sleep deprived nights has made me completely woozy…….but I still exult in triumph…..not bcoz I have performd exceedingly well tho (if u run out of toilet paper, ask me….ill give u my corrected answersheets)…….very few ppl would think that I would actually say these things so I need to clear things out…..enlighten u with the truth…..there are some myths about me and im goin to bust those now

I really don’t care about many things that u might think I care about……..some better events in my life and the head traumas I went thru abt 2 yrs ago has changed me……so heres a list of things…..

1) I DON’T CARE if I come first in class every year……I don’t enjoy studying anymore…..most of my childhood ive been a geek…..studyin day after day…..regularly….the very thot of an exam comin near used to tighten my butt cheeks so hard that if u shoved some coal into it, u could end up getting diamonds……..but not anymore…….the only reason y im remotely interested in it is bcoz of the scholarship I recievd last year for toppin my dept……my dad dint tell me to stop foolin arnd and study for the last one year…..even once….. which currently is in jeopardy ( ive to cover a deficit of 43 marks this sem)

2) I DON’T CARE as to what form of alcohol I consume as long as it succeeds to blitz me out of my skull……..i don’t care if its vodka, rum, whisky, beer or even appletinis ( I love scrubs)…..i drink with only one single objective and purpose….to get high……

3) I DON’T CARE if u (especially for ppl in UICT bcoz im fondly calld BEWDA by evry1 there) think that im addicted to cigarettes and I am borderline alcoholic……..i know im not……

4) GIRLS PLEASE……I DON’T CARE about ur past experiences of trauma and ur exploits at least for the first time I meet u…….i don’t like girls who brag and endlessly talk about themselves……..if u don’t know how to be subtle …..i am not interested in u.....however if ur bombshell of a babe, I can live with it…..

5) I DON’T CARE if I remain single in the comin years coz im NOT as desperate as u think I am……this one was for my skool frnds……I would rather wait for sumthin good to happen than to do somethin stupid n gettin stuck again……don’t wanna do it anymore…….

6) I DON’T CARE about the friendship between my country and Pakistan…..if I had the power, I wud bomb them back to stoneage

7) I DON’T CARE if u r embarrassed watchin me goin to town on a sumptuous meal like a hog……im proud of my hogging skills……


I cant think of anything more right now and I will add more if I think of sumthing……but ive covered up the important points……hope this blog succeeds in givin u a whole new perspective about me……..SUMTHING I CARE ABOUT….I dont want u to keep tellin me stuffs i dont care about......HEHE!!

Until next time,

Cheers

Be a player!! Enjoy life…….