ISHA.....

Ok…ive already done this once on orkut (but this one is unedited) and im doing this again becoz she asked me too…god shes self obsessed…but I wont be fillin up the web with this again in future…it makes me look like an idiot who cudnt cum up with sumthing new…so here goes…

first the good things…ive known this girl for around 12 yrs…since 4th std...... we were classmates in school……shes a dear friend of mine……..definitely in my inner circle…….i like her company and shes one of the few ppl in the world I can tolerate…...

shes one of the few girls with brains….plz ppl im not a chauvinist! but u have to appreciate the fact that all girls are a bit deranged and crazy up there….but the extent of brain damage of this girl is a bit lesser than what u will usually come across……and also unlike other girls she doesn’t brag about herself at all…..plz girls if u like to go on and on about yourself and ur past exploits, i am not interested.....

has the brains to understand what to say when….never puts her foot in her own mouth…. once in a while, she will say something rational and practical…..she talks less but she talks sense wen she actually does…but still she hasn’t solvd my big problem in life…im still single and all the ideas she gives are totally worthless and so I flush them down the drain and then I do what I feel like doing and I still end up remaining single…..

anyhooo…. shiftin the focus away from me…she loves movies…..ya shell say she doesn’t……will even go for English movies dubbed in hindi with her parents(she goes for atleast 1 movie evry week)…..went to watch jumbo with her bf (WHATT??)……nuttt!!!...she loves to fool and goof around with friends…loves getting high….drinks a lot when she gets a chance….BEWDI!!!…..she likes to read books….but y?y? there are lots of better things to do in life…...watch a movie or got to sleep instead…or get involved in music (btw grls im a rockstar…ya I am. ..feel free to contact me)…..

shes xtreemly lazy…...sleeps till 12 on holidays…..even rhinos don’t sleep dat much......the only sport she playd properly was throwball(not much of exertion…dats y). ……wasnt the best of atheletes at any stage of her life.....practically impossible

loves good food…..u can figure this out when u first meet her…hehe….but no girl will ever admit it(likes dal.always orders dal in restaurants....loves KFC)…..shell vehemently deny it but u can easily see that she enjoys eating her meals…..dont ever say that shes fat (actually shes not)……..she wont like it at all(ull see it in her face)…shell go silent for a while…...i always say that b4 our gang goes to monginis to have sum pastries and she gets so conscious that she doesnt eat nythin…..ido it purposely and it gives me immense satisfaction…..so always say shes thin(which again shes not) to make her happy…...

she puts a lot of thought wen it comes to dressing herself up her haircut n stuff with good results…..all matchin matching…….arre but I don’t work so hard n I always look stunning…..always!!! with the minimal of efforts….o ya I do!!......

and ya don’t evr make her angry….if u think things have started to boil just run away……dont face her wrath….shell give u her own sweet dose of WHOOPA$$....but shes mostly calm and warm …

gets really weird at times….i mean she sumtimes gets a bit hard to predict…at times i feel she keeps things bottled up inside her....but shes a girl so I ignore them…u grls are too complicated …even for someone as brilliant and observing as me..…but shes mostly calm and warm …

and ya diabetics should avoid her at all costs…shes too sweet!

to sum up, shes a gem of a person and i really wish her all the success and happiness in life

.....see....I replaced the p.s. wala part (the line is meant for isha only)....