SOUMYADEEP IN ALCOHOLLAND........

Hi…..by now, evry1 who knows a little about me knows that I like drinking…..the connection happnd in 2006 when I went with my friends to this place called seasons in kandivli…..it was a joint treat by three of em…….i had two pegs of vodka and then from there the journey began…..I had a crystallizing moment after those two pegs…….in the usual light headedness, I realized that I was destined for gr8 things in life….. i fell in love with it so much that I took admission in university institute of chemical technology……the best institute in the country for chemical tech.......
As days flew by, I realized that getting high is the best thing (sorry….one of the best things) that can happen to a being……even at a time when my life sucked……even at a time when I was crazy abt this girl I cud never have…..it always brought the best out of me…..u chug , u get woozy and then u pee…..a simple cycle and u end up flushing out a bulk of gloom out of ur brain…. It truly is one of the greatest discoveries by man…..

The start of the bond between soumyadeep and alcohol actually can be dated back to a long time before 2006……u see in 320 B.C….there was a great empire….alcohlolland ruled over by Alcoholexander the Great…the empire used to produce and export alcohol to various parts of the world…..and it always did…..later in the 14 hundreds, one Christopher Columbus thot that he cud do a lot of business if he could sell alcohol made in alcoholland to uncharted and untapped markets……so he decided to come to India and disaster struck when the fool lost his way and reached America on the day fondly remembered today as Columbus day…...the natives took away all his booze for free and ran away by tranquilizing his crew with darts dippd in some Caribbean shit …..he returnd empty handed and became pauper…..such a loser!!!

Anyways there was this king, nonalcoholanachus….. He was the leader of the kingdom of eezrael … the kingdom was so small that they didn’t have enough land to stay in…..even their descendants always had this problem with land…..also they were extremely thrifty and they realizd that if they cud make money from alcohol, they dint have to worry about their finances…..so nonalcoholanachus decided to attack alcoholland.

Also , there was this two headed monster king hitlerolinni, the leader of the nazies who hated the eezraelies……also they weren’t capable enough to take down alcoholland alone…….so both the heads decided that they would fight alongside nonalcoholachus and once they won, they would destroy him and his ppl

Alcoholexander the Great tried to make the arabs his ally but the negotiations faild……he said he would export alcohol to their land for free but they refused…..they said they dint drink alcohol in the first place and even if they did, they had no water to mix and make their drinks with(thumsup wasn’t available at that time)…..and furthermore, they had hookah and they cultivated weed and opium so they were self sufficient…instead they asked for girls whom they cud train and turn into bellydancers ….this demand was not met…..

Then the different rulers of the many divided states of India decided to compile an army....provisions and acts for caste reservations were made to avoid controversies….no discrimination on the basis of color was made and so the southindians were more than happy to join the army….the bengalies always used to have too much of sweets….they were too fat for battle…. were too lazy to fight and so they dint make good warriors…also the football season in calcutta had just started….. so the ruler of Bengal wanted to send just one guy ……soumyadeep ghosh…and he wanted him to be the leader of the army…… and the other rulers agreed…….

Soumyadeep was a man with a unique persona…..a thinker, a problem solver, a strategist…..he was a man of wisdom……he with Alcoholexander the Great planned to attack the nazies…..the Indians sneakd into naziland, set up Indian colonies there, prtended to be their buddies and then one day made the entire nazi army drink concentrated alcohol produced from concentration camps…….then they tied em up and put them into jail….and all this while, Indian girls kept the eezraelies distracted with bollywood item numbers…. king hitlerolinni was sent to exile…he died a virgin…the two heads never agreed on banging one grl….if one liked the grl,the other hated it....also,they took turns when they had to jerk off….anyways, naziland came under Alcoholexander the Great’s rule…..

However, Alcoholexander the Great, gave the captured land to the eezraelies and they were so happy that they started to dance like maniacs and they bought new clothes for themselves….they turnd the nazi concentration camps into dilution camps where they used alcohol from alcoholland to make a drink they called beer…….in due course, it became xtreemly popular around the globe and thus their financial condition improved……

Alcoholexander the Great and nonalcoholachus were so grateful to soumyadeep that they decided to sell alcohol and beer in his country at cheap rates……the Indians still bargained and brought down the price further…the Indians declared the next day a public holiday..…the northindians were especially happy with the booze deal…..the booze made the southindians speak so fast that new dialects soon emerged…bullock cart pileups began to increase....soumyadeep got a free supply of unlimited booze and a hot Caucasian babe and he lived happily ever after…

Soumyadeep ghosh was a genius…..i thank my parents to name me after him…….

Until next time,
Cheers!!!

THINGS I DONT CARE ABOUT....

Hello everyone, just finished my last periodic test today and I feel like an African freed from slavery……I feel like poopin on the crapper after days of controlin the urge…spending day after day cramming up stuff and breakin my head and of course the sleep deprived nights has made me completely woozy…….but I still exult in triumph…..not bcoz I have performd exceedingly well tho (if u run out of toilet paper, ask me….ill give u my corrected answersheets)…….very few ppl would think that I would actually say these things so I need to clear things out…..enlighten u with the truth…..there are some myths about me and im goin to bust those now

I really don’t care about many things that u might think I care about……..some better events in my life and the head traumas I went thru abt 2 yrs ago has changed me……so heres a list of things…..

1) I DON’T CARE if I come first in class every year……I don’t enjoy studying anymore…..most of my childhood ive been a geek…..studyin day after day…..regularly….the very thot of an exam comin near used to tighten my butt cheeks so hard that if u shoved some coal into it, u could end up getting diamonds……..but not anymore…….the only reason y im remotely interested in it is bcoz of the scholarship I recievd last year for toppin my dept……my dad dint tell me to stop foolin arnd and study for the last one year…..even once….. which currently is in jeopardy ( ive to cover a deficit of 43 marks this sem)

2) I DON’T CARE as to what form of alcohol I consume as long as it succeeds to blitz me out of my skull……..i don’t care if its vodka, rum, whisky, beer or even appletinis ( I love scrubs)…..i drink with only one single objective and purpose….to get high……

3) I DON’T CARE if u (especially for ppl in UICT bcoz im fondly calld BEWDA by evry1 there) think that im addicted to cigarettes and I am borderline alcoholic……..i know im not……

4) GIRLS PLEASE……I DON’T CARE about ur past experiences of trauma and ur exploits at least for the first time I meet u…….i don’t like girls who brag and endlessly talk about themselves……..if u don’t know how to be subtle …..i am not interested in u.....however if ur bombshell of a babe, I can live with it…..

5) I DON’T CARE if I remain single in the comin years coz im NOT as desperate as u think I am……this one was for my skool frnds……I would rather wait for sumthin good to happen than to do somethin stupid n gettin stuck again……don’t wanna do it anymore…….

6) I DON’T CARE about the friendship between my country and Pakistan…..if I had the power, I wud bomb them back to stoneage

7) I DON’T CARE if u r embarrassed watchin me goin to town on a sumptuous meal like a hog……im proud of my hogging skills……


I cant think of anything more right now and I will add more if I think of sumthing……but ive covered up the important points……hope this blog succeeds in givin u a whole new perspective about me……..SUMTHING I CARE ABOUT….I dont want u to keep tellin me stuffs i dont care about......HEHE!!

Until next time,

Cheers

Be a player!! Enjoy life…….

ISHA.....

Ok…ive already done this once on orkut (but this one is unedited) and im doing this again becoz she asked me too…god shes self obsessed…but I wont be fillin up the web with this again in future…it makes me look like an idiot who cudnt cum up with sumthing new…so here goes…

first the good things…ive known this girl for around 12 yrs…since 4th std...... we were classmates in school……shes a dear friend of mine……..definitely in my inner circle…….i like her company and shes one of the few ppl in the world I can tolerate…...

shes one of the few girls with brains….plz ppl im not a chauvinist! but u have to appreciate the fact that all girls are a bit deranged and crazy up there….but the extent of brain damage of this girl is a bit lesser than what u will usually come across……and also unlike other girls she doesn’t brag about herself at all…..plz girls if u like to go on and on about yourself and ur past exploits, i am not interested.....

has the brains to understand what to say when….never puts her foot in her own mouth…. once in a while, she will say something rational and practical…..she talks less but she talks sense wen she actually does…but still she hasn’t solvd my big problem in life…im still single and all the ideas she gives are totally worthless and so I flush them down the drain and then I do what I feel like doing and I still end up remaining single…..

anyhooo…. shiftin the focus away from me…she loves movies…..ya shell say she doesn’t……will even go for English movies dubbed in hindi with her parents(she goes for atleast 1 movie evry week)…..went to watch jumbo with her bf (WHATT??)……nuttt!!!...she loves to fool and goof around with friends…loves getting high….drinks a lot when she gets a chance….BEWDI!!!…..she likes to read books….but y?y? there are lots of better things to do in life…...watch a movie or got to sleep instead…or get involved in music (btw grls im a rockstar…ya I am. ..feel free to contact me)…..

shes xtreemly lazy…...sleeps till 12 on holidays…..even rhinos don’t sleep dat much......the only sport she playd properly was throwball(not much of exertion…dats y). ……wasnt the best of atheletes at any stage of her life.....practically impossible

loves good food…..u can figure this out when u first meet her…hehe….but no girl will ever admit it(likes dal.always orders dal in restaurants....loves KFC)…..shell vehemently deny it but u can easily see that she enjoys eating her meals…..dont ever say that shes fat (actually shes not)……..she wont like it at all(ull see it in her face)…shell go silent for a while…...i always say that b4 our gang goes to monginis to have sum pastries and she gets so conscious that she doesnt eat nythin…..ido it purposely and it gives me immense satisfaction…..so always say shes thin(which again shes not) to make her happy…...

she puts a lot of thought wen it comes to dressing herself up her haircut n stuff with good results…..all matchin matching…….arre but I don’t work so hard n I always look stunning…..always!!! with the minimal of efforts….o ya I do!!......

and ya don’t evr make her angry….if u think things have started to boil just run away……dont face her wrath….shell give u her own sweet dose of WHOOPA$$....but shes mostly calm and warm …

gets really weird at times….i mean she sumtimes gets a bit hard to predict…at times i feel she keeps things bottled up inside her....but shes a girl so I ignore them…u grls are too complicated …even for someone as brilliant and observing as me..…but shes mostly calm and warm …

and ya diabetics should avoid her at all costs…shes too sweet!

to sum up, shes a gem of a person and i really wish her all the success and happiness in life

.....see....I replaced the p.s. wala part (the line is meant for isha only)....

FUNNY PICS

1) WHEN THE CHINESE PRIME MINISTER WENT TO US......

2) WHEN BUSH WENT TO CHINA............3) WHEN FBI FOUND OUT WHO BIN LADEN REALLY WAS...........4) WHEN LALOO WENT TO GOA............

4) WHAT GOES AROUND COMES BACK AROUND........

SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.....

Okhay….just finished watchin slumdog millionaire….nice movie….nice to see an Indian movie that is a distinct piece of art….not a part of the typical clichéd ones….few scenes are extremely moving….just loved the scene where the kid jumps into the poop slurry and still manages to save bachhans foto….storyline was awesome….but ive seen better films that ppl havnt even heard about….i think this film has bagged a lot of publicity coz of many factors….it is a brit film, with a storyline based in india, with real acting (no song and dance sequences, no grl and boy suddenly singing at the same time, no stale dialogues) and in English….thus it has a global audience….but there are other films like memento and the illusionist which aren’t box office boom blasters, which I liked more ….liked dev patels acting (even the other two who played young jamal)….frieda pinto was mediocre…..dint have nything to do in the movie….y is she generating the hype?

Speakin of hype, last Sunday, on my way to coll, I saw a political signboard which had a truckload of shit on it……it said that Indians shud not support such films which get promoted so much just bcoz they were made by whiteskinss…..tis true that they rake in the moolah but India gets a global platform thru films like these…..politicians are swines, bastards of nth degree…..i hope all such guys die a miserable death after their dirtywork on this country’s soil is done…..i hope they rot in hell….( I sound like a taliban militant….hehe)

Anyways liked the movie….in the end, the guy gets the grl and so to sum things up, this is for the few mortals out there who actually read my blog…..

IN LIFE, NOTHING THAT’S WORTH HAVING , COMES EASILY!!!

I hope the message solves ur problems in life…..even if it doesn’t, I cudnt care less

PEACE OUT!!!