Tuesday, January 6, 2009

A TRIBUTE TO KAKA

ill be randomly blogging about my friends so heres the first....about adwait deshpande aka KAKA....the person whom i aped by creating a blog of my own.

now this guy is of a rare breed.....u wont come across a guy like him everyday.......let me explain....

> Kaka will speak what he has on his mind regardless of the place or time at which u are having a conversation with him. if he gets an opportunity to embarres u, hell do it and dont expect mercy from him.......many ppl avoid him for this......but he doesnt mind. he loves to bask in the glory of his achievement after a fresh kill........if u get a new haircut that u think compliments u but actually it just makes u look more hideous, ull be massacred unceremoniously.

> kaka has a good sense of humour himself and so he despises all those who think they are funny and crack senseless jokes and the ppl who giggle with dem......he just looks in the opposite direction and says " fuckin retards". he always preaches that one musnt try sumthing not meant for them......leave em for the pros

> kaka hates trousers......he loves being in his shorts and he always carries one when we plan to meet at a frnds place........so he comes and quickly changes to his shorts.......not a pleasant sight if ur a guy......but if ur gay.....u know.....watever makes u happy!!....

> ppl think that this guy is a gauthi (hehe) and are shocked to know that this guy knows english....to be very honest he is pretty good at writing.....has talent and he is xtreemly witty.....he hates emotional bursts that u normally find in blogs......i present to u few examples.....

he hates classmates who created useless blogs aping him so for them he says " These fuckin blogs seem to pop up like mushrooms in wet weather.Well my advice to you is to treat them like mushrooms.FEED 'EM SHIT AND KEEP 'EM IN THE DARK."

"I do not think women are the weaker sex. In fact women can bear more pain than men, and certainly work harder that men if they want to. But i still do not understand why they lift disgustingly light weights in the gym"

to find out more about his talent go to http://www.nerd17-mystory.blogspot.com/

>kaka loves birds and bird watching......he has caught none tho.....so if any girl wants to toss over a quicky, get in touch with him soon......but at ur own peril.

>kaka loves getting high.....drank the beer ordered by sum1 else at a neighboring table at u turn...then quitely slippd by unnoticed......a proud Foosker.

> now heres a shocker.....this guy loves bodybuilding.....he had started pumping iron with optimism......he used to gulp down egg after egg.......used to give health tips to evry1.....but then there was a slight problem....his body dint respond exactly in the way he wanted it to......IT remaind wat it was.......then due to lack of funds for his venture (his parents stopped payin for his gym) , he had to stop gymming but he still has the dream.........NUTTTT!!!!.

> he also plays T.T. well and has decent carrom skills

>most importantly,hes a great friend, a good human being and i like ppl like him around who are multifaceted and fun to hang out with.


1 comment:

Saurabh said...

sahi hai re... ekdum perfect..kaka the gr8... hehehe...