this is my first blog. i just found sumthing to write about and so here goes......the human brain is a marvelous thing capable of the dumbest of acts. i flush hours of my lfe down the toilet pondering over why do people go ahead with acts of dumbness...
im an indian and the indian judicial system might just be the largest place of employment for clowns. but this blog will prove sumthing ive been preaching for decades to my followers........americans are not what the world think they are (brainiacs)......they are plain dumb.....dumber than the dog which always chases my car barkin at it when i drive through anita nagar....i mean seriously .... i drive a sx4 and he doesnt stand a chance....I tried to drive over it many times but the bastard is pretty quick........so let us take a moment and marvel at the laws on the other side of the globe....
1. According to a law passed in Billings, Mont. ( for ignorant illiterates, Mont stands for Montana), it is illegal for anyone to sell, harbor or give away rats as pets or toys for any purpose other than to feed snakes or birds of prey ( WHATT??). Scientists, however, can keep lab rats.
2.In Michigan, it is legal to kill a dog for attacking chickens, livestock or people, but you can't snuff the pooch in a high altitude decompression chamber or by electrocution.
3. At shooting ranges in Massachusetts, it is illegal to shoot at targets depicting a human -- whether as a figure, effigy or a silhouette -- unless you're a public safety officer performing official duties.
4.As per a law in Kentucky, it is illegal to sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display, or possess living baby chicks, ducklings, or other fowl or rabbits that have been dyed or coloured.
It is also illegal to dye or colour baby chicks, ducklings, fowl or rabbits. And unless they are at least two months old, the aforementioned animals must be sold in batches of six.
so as i sum things up, i can safely conclude that americans waste their lives on things that lead to nowhere (iraq war)....
im an indian and the indian judicial system might just be the largest place of employment for clowns. but this blog will prove sumthing ive been preaching for decades to my followers........americans are not what the world think they are (brainiacs)......they are plain dumb.....dumber than the dog which always chases my car barkin at it when i drive through anita nagar....i mean seriously .... i drive a sx4 and he doesnt stand a chance....I tried to drive over it many times but the bastard is pretty quick........so let us take a moment and marvel at the laws on the other side of the globe....
1. According to a law passed in Billings, Mont. ( for ignorant illiterates, Mont stands for Montana), it is illegal for anyone to sell, harbor or give away rats as pets or toys for any purpose other than to feed snakes or birds of prey ( WHATT??). Scientists, however, can keep lab rats.
2.In Michigan, it is legal to kill a dog for attacking chickens, livestock or people, but you can't snuff the pooch in a high altitude decompression chamber or by electrocution.
3. At shooting ranges in Massachusetts, it is illegal to shoot at targets depicting a human -- whether as a figure, effigy or a silhouette -- unless you're a public safety officer performing official duties.
4.As per a law in Kentucky, it is illegal to sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display, or possess living baby chicks, ducklings, or other fowl or rabbits that have been dyed or coloured.
It is also illegal to dye or colour baby chicks, ducklings, fowl or rabbits. And unless they are at least two months old, the aforementioned animals must be sold in batches of six.
so as i sum things up, i can safely conclude that americans waste their lives on things that lead to nowhere (iraq war)....
........they are what they are now (a superpower) bcoz they werent colonized and drained for a long period of time and the world wars never reached american soil.....
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