ANOTHER DUMBASS......

i like to read news that are completely off the hook......heres one that will scare the crap out of u if ur a guy......protect ur unmentionables at all costs .....but if u dont need them, do whatever u want to wid em....heres the report i saw on yahoo.....

Melbourne, Jan 5 (PTI) An Indian-born Australian woman who allegedly set fire to her husband's genitals (BRWAHAHAHA) suspecting his fidelity has appeared in a local court with fresh charges of murder slapped against her. Rajni Narayan, 44, who allegedly murdered her husband, in a bizarre manner by torching his genitals which set her Cleveland Avenue townhouse in Adelaides ablaze had later told her neighbourers "it's just a p@n*s I wanted to burn I didn't mean this to happen" Narayan who suspected her husband of having an affair told the neighbours, "I am a jealous wife, his p@n*s should belong to me, I just wanted to burn his p@n*s so it belongs to me and no one else.
" Narayan was remanded to police custody until Friday and had to undergo a Psychological assessment as prosecutor said that her engineer husband Satish was asleep in their double-storey house when his wife set his genitals on fire after dousing them with methylated spirit on Dec 8 last, Adelaide Now reported. The blaze reduced to rubble the couple's USD 700,000 house and also damaged neighbouring houses.
Satish Narayan, 47, succumbed to his burns in hospital last week, the paper said. After being produced before the local magistrate here the public prosecutor said the charges against the widow had been upgraded to murder.
The prosecutor Lucy Boord, for the crown said, "She poses a substantial risk to others given her flagrant Offending."

SO HERES AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL U GUYS OUT THERE..... prevent ur d**k form gettin ashed out completely........ test ur gal for any signs of lunacy to avoid such mishaps......protect urself from so much of pain, agony and suffering......

until next time

bye bye.

A TRIBUTE TO KAKA

ill be randomly blogging about my friends so heres the first....about adwait deshpande aka KAKA....the person whom i aped by creating a blog of my own.

now this guy is of a rare breed.....u wont come across a guy like him everyday.......let me explain....

> Kaka will speak what he has on his mind regardless of the place or time at which u are having a conversation with him. if he gets an opportunity to embarres u, hell do it and dont expect mercy from him.......many ppl avoid him for this......but he doesnt mind. he loves to bask in the glory of his achievement after a fresh kill........if u get a new haircut that u think compliments u but actually it just makes u look more hideous, ull be massacred unceremoniously.

> kaka has a good sense of humour himself and so he despises all those who think they are funny and crack senseless jokes and the ppl who giggle with dem......he just looks in the opposite direction and says " fuckin retards". he always preaches that one musnt try sumthing not meant for them......leave em for the pros

> kaka hates trousers......he loves being in his shorts and he always carries one when we plan to meet at a frnds place........so he comes and quickly changes to his shorts.......not a pleasant sight if ur a guy......but if ur gay.....u know.....watever makes u happy!!....

> ppl think that this guy is a gauthi (hehe) and are shocked to know that this guy knows english....to be very honest he is pretty good at writing.....has talent and he is xtreemly witty.....he hates emotional bursts that u normally find in blogs......i present to u few examples.....

he hates classmates who created useless blogs aping him so for them he says " These fuckin blogs seem to pop up like mushrooms in wet weather.Well my advice to you is to treat them like mushrooms.FEED 'EM SHIT AND KEEP 'EM IN THE DARK."

"I do not think women are the weaker sex. In fact women can bear more pain than men, and certainly work harder that men if they want to. But i still do not understand why they lift disgustingly light weights in the gym"

to find out more about his talent go to http://www.nerd17-mystory.blogspot.com/

>kaka loves birds and bird watching......he has caught none tho.....so if any girl wants to toss over a quicky, get in touch with him soon......but at ur own peril.

>kaka loves getting high.....drank the beer ordered by sum1 else at a neighboring table at u turn...then quitely slippd by unnoticed......a proud Foosker.

> now heres a shocker.....this guy loves bodybuilding.....he had started pumping iron with optimism......he used to gulp down egg after egg.......used to give health tips to evry1.....but then there was a slight problem....his body dint respond exactly in the way he wanted it to......IT remaind wat it was.......then due to lack of funds for his venture (his parents stopped payin for his gym) , he had to stop gymming but he still has the dream.........NUTTTT!!!!.

> he also plays T.T. well and has decent carrom skills

>most importantly,hes a great friend, a good human being and i like ppl like him around who are multifaceted and fun to hang out with.

BITE AND RUN !!!---Man bites off friend's ear during new year celebrations

(a graphic photo of mike tyson)

im writing this on 2nd jan so the incident is already stale.....anyways at a time when alcohol blitzed everything out of my skull , at a time when i was dancin like a fool, a fellow countryman thought of a more colourfull way of celebrating the new year......please dont try to do this to your friends and if u still find it exciting , go ahead........but spare me.....

Kochi, Jan 2 - New year celebrations turned sour for a youth after his "inebriated" friend bit off his ear over a dispute during a game of badminton. After having gulped some beer during the New Year celebrations at Paravoor here yesterday, Krishna Kumar and Jinto, who are also neighbours, settled for a game of shuttle during which a quarrel broke out.
Jinto, in a fit of anger, bit the right ear of Kumar, police said (HA HA ....DRUNK BUFFOONS....). Though some friends immediately rushed Kumar, who was bleeding profusely, to a hospital with the snapped ear lobe, it could not be sutured back( hee hee).
Kumar has been admitted to a Specialist Hospital here. A case has been filed against Jinto, who is absconding after the incident, police said.

IDIOTIC LAWS IN AMERICA......

this is my first blog. i just found sumthing to write about and so here goes......the human brain is a marvelous thing capable of the dumbest of acts. i flush hours of my lfe down the toilet pondering over why do people go ahead with acts of dumbness...

im an indian and the indian judicial system might just be the largest place of employment for clowns. but this blog will prove sumthing ive been preaching for decades to my followers........americans are not what the world think they are (brainiacs)......they are plain dumb.....dumber than the dog which always chases my car barkin at it when i drive through anita nagar....i mean seriously .... i drive a sx4 and he doesnt stand a chance....I tried to drive over it many times but the bastard is pretty quick........so let us take a moment and marvel at the laws on the other side of the globe....

1. According to a law passed in Billings, Mont. ( for ignorant illiterates, Mont stands for Montana), it is illegal for anyone to sell, harbor or give away rats as pets or toys for any purpose other than to feed snakes or birds of prey ( WHATT??). Scientists, however, can keep lab rats.

2.In Michigan, it is legal to kill a dog for attacking chickens, livestock or people, but you can't snuff the pooch in a high altitude decompression chamber or by electrocution.

3. At shooting ranges in Massachusetts, it is illegal to shoot at targets depicting a human -- whether as a figure, effigy or a silhouette -- unless you're a public safety officer performing official duties.

4.As per a law in Kentucky, it is illegal to sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display, or possess living baby chicks, ducklings, or other fowl or rabbits that have been dyed or coloured.
It is also illegal to dye or colour baby chicks, ducklings, fowl or rabbits. And unless they are at least two months old, the aforementioned animals must be sold in batches of six.

so as i sum things up, i can safely conclude that americans waste their lives on things that lead to nowhere (iraq war)....

........they are what they are now (a superpower) bcoz they werent colonized and drained for a long period of time and the world wars never reached american soil.....