Inception da Kamaal

Inception was life changing…..the best movie i have ever seen...…the entire a little over two hours experience has jolted my rotting brain back into action……which has made me blog after almost a year of hibernation……
Dreams……they have always amazed me…… I have imagined about things I don’t have (eg. fancy cars), cant have (an exclusive pub), and will never have (ME+Megan fox in a jacuzzi)…..but what about the other mortals……what if someone entered into the brainspace of a few people…..

1) Dhoni and Sakshi - He and his wife would plug the gizmo in together…….the team would have won the world cup and the two would have turned it into a bong……he would eventually make his way back to reality but his wife would opt to be in a coma and spend her life with the bong…….(yup….i know the secret….it’s a small world after all)

2) Abhishek Bachchan- He would become a father……he would see his son grow up……but somethings wrong…….eventually his son would foray into bollywood and as he progresses, he would notice that his son walks like him…..talks like him……dances like him……and is a bigger failure than him…….he would wake up and look into a mirror only to realize something…..

3) Emraan Hashmi: his dream would have multiple levels just like the dream in the movie…..on level one……he is riding a bicycle…..on level two……a tricycle……on level three……he cant handle it now…..even in his dream……he is riding a unicycle….(think hard to understand this)

4) Salman Khan: God dosnt allow him to dream anymore…..after he watched Wanted…..

5) Tushar Kapoor and Uday Chopra: They Don’t sleep anymore……they turn out to be even bigger losers in their dreams……though uday thinks if he imagines himself as Tushar Kapoor, the next time he dreams……it would be still better.

6) Aishwarya rai: she would dream of being the next Angelina Joilie…..in reality with zero family planning she can reach there in some time…….she surely has someone like Brad with her…..

7) Ekta Kapoor: she will imagine herself RE-making Inception…..bwahahhahahaaaaa!!!!!

8) Sourav Ganguly: on level one: he is in a Hotel room with his wife, on level two: he is with Nagma, on level three: he is with Queen Latifah (for ppl who don’t know who she is…..google her)

That’s it……do the rest yourselves now……
Cheers