TO MY NEIGHBOUR, WITH LOVE......

This is in fond appreciation for our neighbour………pakistan…..the world ponders on in bafflement about what goes on in the brains of every moron who is born in that country……..and here, in India, I have managed to find out a few things about them……

1)they hate Indians but they somehow seem to like one of our festivals…..diwali…..however ive seen them complainin about the fact that Indian crackers are not potent enuf to blow up even a human dummy…….

2.they are trained from a very young age……. They receive airguns from their fathers when they turn 6, four cd packs of Rambo movies when they are 9 and then, a game cds of counter strike (CT disabled) when they are 15.

3.then at 17, they are castrated so that their thoughts don’t wander off and they stay focused at all time

4.most of them have ruptured eardrums…….thats y gilani dosnt seem to understand anything that is told to him.

5.if u thot livin in an underground barrack in Pakistan was safe, let me tell u It isn’t…….remember the earthquake a few yrs back?........if u stay on the surface, ull be blown up, if u go underground, ull turn into a human fossil.

6.I think their national team has a good chance of winning the next world cup……..by threatnin every opponent that if they win against them, they will blow them up.

7.they seem to have no other way of releasing stress…….alcohol is banned there…..

8.they like to act even stupider when u call them stupid……now they are sayin that we orchestrated the attacks on the sri lankan team…….so I conclude that their brains are dysfunctional.

9.they swear at us and then the bask in the glory of the Indians abroad ……..they get away with it bcoz they are also brown….just like us…..plz ppl, they are fuckin douche bags.

10.the grls there are mind BLOWing and so ladies, if u feel that the violence there is a burden that ur delicate shoulders cant bear, let us know……..we Indians will be waitin on our countries shores with arms wide open……